1 00:00:02,585 --> 00:00:03,415 If you could have any 2 00:00:03,503 --> 00:00:05,213 superpower, what would it be? 3 00:00:05,296 --> 00:00:05,996 The ability to make you 4 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:06,630 The ability to make you 5 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:09,085 shut up. 6 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:11,585 I'd want to fly. 7 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:11,998 But I guess it would depend 8 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:12,550 but I guess it would depend 9 00:00:12,637 --> 00:00:14,807 on how fast I could go. 10 00:00:14,889 --> 00:00:17,059 I wonder how high I could fly. 11 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:18,002 And how funny would it be 12 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:18,480 and how funny would it be 13 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:19,190 if I could fly, but only really 14 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:20,019 slow and just a few feet 15 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:23,113 off the ground? 16 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:23,999 So which part of "shut" 17 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:24,900 So which part of "shut" 18 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:25,733 and "up" didn't you 19 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:28,487 quite understand? 20 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:29,070 Why you all uptight? 21 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:30,004 I'm just stressed about this 22 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,280 I'm just stressed about this 23 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:32,624 exam tomorrow. 24 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:33,489 What exam? 25 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:34,525 The same one you're taking, 26 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:35,027 social studies. 27 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:35,998 That's tomorrow? 28 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,000 That's tomorrow? 29 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:39,328 What, you forgot? 30 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:40,504 But how could you forget? 31 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:41,422 Unlike some people, 32 00:00:41,499 --> 00:00:41,999 I have a life. 33 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,040 I have a life. 34 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:44,126 Oh, right, yeah, 35 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,590 reading comic books and thinking 36 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:47,340 of the worst superpowers ever, 37 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:48,002 captain lame-o. 38 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:48,090 Captain lame-o. 39 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:50,883 [Chuckles] 40 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:52,387 Oh, no. 41 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:53,999 Oh, no, I'm so screwed. 42 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,930 Oh, no, I'm so screwed. 43 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:57,894 Da-da-da-daahhhh. 44 00:00:57,974 --> 00:00:58,774 Da-da-da-daahhhh. 45 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:00,000 Introducing miss Alexis Reed, 46 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,730 introducing miss Alexis Reed, 47 00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:04,941 home student of Dr. Alex Reed. 48 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:06,003 The state of New York says that 49 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:06,110 the state of New York says that 50 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:09,441 she has met or exceeded all 51 00:01:09,527 --> 00:01:10,107 of the requirements to advance 52 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:11,995 to the second grade. 53 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:12,320 To the second grade. 54 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:13,065 Ho, ho. 55 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:17,576 Congratulations, Alexis. 56 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:18,000 [Exploding noise] 57 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:18,160 [Exploding noise] 58 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:20,084 Ah, ha, ha. 59 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:21,083 Boom, boom-- 60 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:22,004 It's a sister thing. 61 00:01:22,081 --> 00:01:24,001 You just wouldn't understand. 62 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:24,960 You just wouldn't understand. 63 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:25,593 Wow. 64 00:01:25,668 --> 00:01:26,418 Yeah. 65 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:27,633 Wow, mommy. 66 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:28,382 You wouldn't want to do 67 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:28,763 that anyway. 68 00:01:28,838 --> 00:01:29,128 No. Okay. 69 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:30,004 So we're going out to 70 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,090 So we're going out to 71 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:32,344 celebrate for some ice cream 72 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:33,215 and sorbet. 73 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:33,761 You guys want to come? 74 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:35,353 Uh-huh, unless-- 75 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:35,998 unless you have been goofing off 76 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,470 unless you have been goofing off 77 00:01:37,555 --> 00:01:38,885 instead of doing your work. 78 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:39,563 [Scoffs] How you gonna act 79 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:40,231 like we're not responsible 80 00:01:40,308 --> 00:01:41,728 teenagers? 81 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:42,000 Uh, I'm gonna act like 82 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:42,390 Uh, I'm gonna act like 83 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:44,307 a mother who knows her kids. 84 00:01:44,395 --> 00:01:44,845 Now, do you need to get 85 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:45,938 some work done or not? 86 00:01:46,022 --> 00:01:46,862 Well, no, I've been studying 87 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:47,690 since we've gotten back from 88 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:48,004 school, so I could use a break. 89 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:48,360 School, so I could use a break. 90 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:50,111 Both: All right. 91 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:52,283 What about you, Keenan? 92 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:53,572 I'm all bleary-eyed from 93 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:53,995 the studying I've been doing. 94 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,490 The studying I've been doing. 95 00:01:55,573 --> 00:01:57,203 Yeah, I could use a break too. 96 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:58,833 I don't know, man. 97 00:01:58,910 --> 00:01:59,830 Your eyes look pretty clear 98 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:00,001 to me. 99 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:00,910 To me. 100 00:02:00,995 --> 00:02:01,995 [Laughs] Last chance 101 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:02,500 to come clean, man. 102 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:03,960 If I was any cleaner, 103 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:04,370 I'd be you. 104 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:05,207 [Laughs] 105 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:06,001 Wow, okay. 106 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:06,960 Wow, okay. 107 00:02:07,043 --> 00:02:07,673 That was convincing. 108 00:02:07,752 --> 00:02:09,842 That was convincing. 109 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:10,211 [Funky music] 110 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:11,996 ♪ ♪ 111 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:18,000 ♪ ♪ 112 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:18,260 ♪ ♪ 113 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:29,070 Mm. Mm-hmm. 114 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:29,899 Mm-hmm, I see. 115 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:30,003 Uh, Ms. Helen. 116 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,990 Uh, Ms. Helen. 117 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:33,698 [Laughing] Could you just 118 00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:35,198 excuse me for a minute? 119 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,000 You see me on this phone, 120 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,660 you see me on this phone, 121 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:39,780 don't you? 122 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:40,288 Well, look. 123 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:41,998 You have the wrong number, 124 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:42,200 you have the wrong number, 125 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,077 but I do hope those things 126 00:02:44,163 --> 00:02:47,173 work out for you and the kids. 127 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:48,000 God bless. 128 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,210 God bless. 129 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,674 Now, how can I help you, 130 00:02:51,754 --> 00:02:53,174 miss Jim-enez? 131 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:53,996 It's "hi-men-ez," Ms. Helen. 132 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,630 It's "hi-men-ez," Ms. Helen. 133 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:56,627 I wanted to know if-- 134 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:58,638 Just-- 135 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,000 how may I help you? 136 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,060 How may I help you? 137 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,099 Hasting and constance 138 00:03:02,181 --> 00:03:03,561 mcdunough for Dr. Reed. 139 00:03:03,641 --> 00:03:05,231 Oh, she's expecting you. 140 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,000 Yes, right this way. 141 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,770 Yes, right this way. 142 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:10,226 Follow me. 143 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:11,995 But I have to say, you two 144 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,070 but I have to say, you two 145 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,111 make a beautiful couple. 146 00:03:15,194 --> 00:03:16,824 I hope Dr. Reed can really help 147 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:17,995 you all work things out. 148 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:18,410 You all work things out. 149 00:03:18,489 --> 00:03:21,159 We're brother and sister. 150 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:23,332 I do not judge. 151 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:27,960 Dr. Reed, 152 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,041 your 10:00 A.M. is here. 153 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:29,625 Ah, thank you so much. 154 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:29,999 You can send them in. 155 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:30,290 You can send them in. 156 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:31,876 Hi, there. 157 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:32,631 I'm Dr. Reed. Hi. 158 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:33,212 Hi. 159 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:34,046 How are you? 160 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:34,630 You must be 161 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:35,724 Mr. and Mrs. Mcdunough. 162 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:35,998 Ms. Mcdunough. 163 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:36,760 Ms. Mcdunough. 164 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:37,471 I've yet to find a suitable 165 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:39,800 suitor for me to wed. 166 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:40,466 What my charming sister is 167 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:42,003 saying is, she hasn't met a man 168 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:42,260 saying is, she hasn't met a man 169 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:43,387 who can afford her. 170 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,143 Oh, so is that why 171 00:03:45,224 --> 00:03:47,604 you scheduled a consultation? 172 00:03:47,685 --> 00:03:47,995 No, we're concerned about 173 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:48,600 No, we're concerned about 174 00:03:48,686 --> 00:03:49,806 our dear mother. 175 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:50,686 Lately, she hasn't 176 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:51,442 been herself. 177 00:03:51,522 --> 00:03:51,982 We're trying to get 178 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,435 power of attorney and move her 179 00:03:53,524 --> 00:03:54,004 into an assisted 180 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:54,320 into an assisted 181 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:54,730 living facility. 182 00:03:54,817 --> 00:03:55,897 Our mother 183 00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:56,485 has considerable wealth. 184 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:57,199 The way she's been acting 185 00:03:57,278 --> 00:03:59,998 lately--forgetting things, not 186 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:00,070 lately--forgetting things, not 187 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:01,236 eating, sometimes even hearing 188 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:03,584 voices--has us very concerned. 189 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:04,910 We don't want someone 190 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:06,004 to take advantage of her. 191 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,250 To take advantage of her. 192 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,080 It sounds like 193 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:08,794 you need a physician. 194 00:04:08,873 --> 00:04:09,373 Oh, we have that 195 00:04:09,457 --> 00:04:09,787 base covered. 196 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:10,794 Oh. 197 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:11,665 But in order for us to be 198 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:12,001 executors of her estate, 199 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,090 executors of her estate, 200 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:14,089 we need to have her mentally 201 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:15,210 assessed as well and then bring 202 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:16,296 our findings to the courts. 203 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:18,001 Of course you do. 204 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,180 Of course you do. 205 00:04:20,259 --> 00:04:22,799 Well, okay, then. 206 00:04:22,887 --> 00:04:23,997 I will need a list of any 207 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:24,180 I will need a list of any 208 00:04:24,263 --> 00:04:25,723 prescription medications that 209 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:27,727 your mother is taking, and you 210 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:28,979 can schedule another appointment 211 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:30,000 with my receptionist 212 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:30,100 with my receptionist 213 00:04:30,186 --> 00:04:31,596 out in the front, that 214 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:33,518 lovely lady that you just met. 215 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:33,896 You got it. 216 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:36,002 Okay. 217 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:36,780 Okay. 218 00:04:36,859 --> 00:04:38,319 Is there anyone else involved, 219 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,323 any siblings, your father? 220 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:41,995 We have no other siblings. 221 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:42,870 We have no other siblings. 222 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,489 And our dear father passed 223 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:45,785 away some time ago. 224 00:04:45,868 --> 00:04:46,538 Oh. 225 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:47,999 Bagpipe accident. 226 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:48,200 Bagpipe accident. 227 00:04:48,287 --> 00:04:50,367 I see. 228 00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:53,996 Did you get any 229 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:54,380 Did you get any 230 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:55,630 studying done? 231 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,132 You know me, homey. 232 00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:57,593 Yeah, exactly. 233 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:58,382 So did you get any studying done 234 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:00,004 or not? 235 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:00,010 Or not? 236 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:01,091 No. 237 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:02,085 I tried, but after all that 238 00:05:02,176 --> 00:05:03,466 ice cream, I just fell asleep. 239 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:04,263 Well, why didn't you just 240 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:05,255 tell mom and dad you needed 241 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:05,996 more time to study? 242 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:06,890 More time to study? 243 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,103 If they found out I was being 244 00:05:08,182 --> 00:05:08,812 irresponsible, they'd never 245 00:05:08,891 --> 00:05:10,811 trust me alone again. 246 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:11,603 Right. 247 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:11,996 So--so what do you think is 248 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:12,650 so--so what do you think is 249 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:13,649 gonna happen when they find out 250 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,690 you failed this test? 251 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:16,653 Unlike your attempt 252 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,003 at a "cool" hairstyle, 253 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:18,530 at a "cool" hairstyle, 254 00:05:18,609 --> 00:05:21,569 failure is not an option. 255 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:22,494 Well, it's gonna be really 256 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:23,492 hard to see my hair 257 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:24,003 from a coffin, 258 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:24,740 from a coffin, 259 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:26,494 'cause dad is going to kill you. 260 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:29,246 [Bell ringing] 261 00:05:29,328 --> 00:05:29,788 Good morning, class. 262 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:30,001 Books away. 263 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,460 Books away. 264 00:05:31,539 --> 00:05:32,459 Today is the day of your 265 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:35,080 social studies midterm exam. 266 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:35,668 I hope you all studied. 267 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:36,002 Take one. Pass it back. 268 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,260 Take one. Pass it back. 269 00:05:39,338 --> 00:05:40,878 'Sup, Elise? 270 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:41,465 Ready for this? 271 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:41,999 I bet you are. 272 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,970 I bet you are. 273 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:44,842 You're so smart. 274 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:45,927 I mean, you got an "a" 275 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:48,002 last time, right? 276 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:48,970 Last time, right? 277 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:51,097 Ooh. 278 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:51,484 Ooh. 279 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:53,059 No! 280 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:54,004 [Gasps] 281 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:54,190 [Gasps] 282 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:55,480 [In German accent] No, no. 283 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:57,983 You are doing it all wrong. 284 00:05:58,066 --> 00:05:59,996 Lo siento, chef. 285 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:00,070 Lo siento, chef. 286 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,951 You must whip the potatoes 287 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,109 like so. 288 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:04,447 Whip. Whip. 289 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:05,950 Oh. 290 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:06,532 Whip. 291 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:08,446 [In Spanish accent] Oh, yes. 292 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:09,794 I don't know if I will ever 293 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:10,499 be able to do it 294 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:11,408 as good as you, sir. 295 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:11,996 Hmm. 296 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,120 Hmm. 297 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:14,917 Well, there's only one way 298 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:16,249 to find out. 299 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:17,424 Ooh. 300 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:18,002 Mmm. 301 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:18,290 Mmm. 302 00:06:18,377 --> 00:06:21,007 Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. 303 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:22,879 Oh-oh? 304 00:06:22,965 --> 00:06:23,835 Oh-oh? 305 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:23,995 You know, i'm-- 306 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:24,470 You know, i'm-- 307 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:24,800 Oh-oh? 308 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,434 Not quite feeling 309 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:27,681 this scenario, babe. 310 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:28,552 You? 311 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:29,348 No, I just don't know 312 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:30,000 what to build on. 313 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,640 What to build on. 314 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:32,484 I mean, are you 315 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:34,688 the lecherous chef? 316 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:35,479 Am I throwing myself at you 317 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:36,001 for an "a"? 318 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:36,440 For an "a"? 319 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:39,111 I just--honestly, Alex, we have 320 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:39,980 done so much better than this. 321 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,976 Yeah, yeah, we have. 322 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:43,528 [Sighs] All right, 323 00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:45,491 how about... 324 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:46,531 How about video Vixen 325 00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:48,004 and dirty south rapper? 326 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:48,910 And dirty south rapper? 327 00:06:48,991 --> 00:06:50,161 We do that all the time. 328 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,243 I know, I know. 329 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:51,947 I just couldn't think of 330 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:52,406 anything else. 331 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:52,995 Maybe we need something 332 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:53,999 a little more grounded. 333 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:54,540 A little more grounded. 334 00:06:54,622 --> 00:06:56,542 How about I play the rapper? 335 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:57,504 Hmm? 336 00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:58,673 And you play... 337 00:06:58,751 --> 00:06:59,671 [Rapping] The lawyer trying to 338 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:00,002 get me out of jail, yo. 339 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,460 Get me out of jail, yo. 340 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:03,086 Whoop. 341 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:04,802 Yeah, that has potential. 342 00:07:04,882 --> 00:07:05,882 [Both laughing] 343 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:05,997 Don't laugh at me. 344 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:06,550 Don't laugh at me. 345 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:08,514 What, yo? 346 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:12,004 [Laughing] Hello? 347 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:12,770 [Laughing] Hello? 348 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:17,999 Hey, Ms. Lawson. 349 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:18,100 Hey, Ms. Lawson. 350 00:07:18,187 --> 00:07:20,397 Okay. 351 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:21,401 All right, uh, yeah. 352 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:24,002 We'll see you in the morning. 353 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:24,320 We'll see you in the morning. 354 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:25,402 Why is the twins' teacher 355 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:25,776 calling you? 356 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:27,242 Well, 'cause she thinks 357 00:07:27,321 --> 00:07:29,991 the boy twin cheated on an exam. 358 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:34,947 Well, this doesn't make 359 00:07:35,037 --> 00:07:35,447 any sense. 360 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:35,958 Keenan is so smart. 361 00:07:36,038 --> 00:07:36,538 Why would he cheat? 362 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:37,462 Yeah, Keenan's smart, but 363 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:39,630 don't forget, he's also lazy. 364 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:41,419 He probably didn't study. 365 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:42,002 You think? Nah. 366 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,460 You think? Nah. 367 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:47,926 Well, [chuckling] It is Keenan. 368 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:48,679 You know what? 369 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:49,639 You want to talk to him, 370 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:50,679 and I'll do the yelling? 371 00:07:50,761 --> 00:07:51,391 Or you do the yelling, 372 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:52,010 and I'll do the talking? 373 00:07:52,096 --> 00:07:52,556 How you want to do this? 374 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:53,998 You know, let's not say 375 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:54,220 You know, let's not say 376 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,557 anything to him just yet. 377 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:55,851 What? 378 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:58,313 Come on, he cheated on a test. 379 00:07:58,394 --> 00:07:59,404 We don't want to confront him? 380 00:07:59,478 --> 00:07:59,998 I want to see what's going on 381 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:00,730 I want to see what's going on 382 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:01,523 with him before we confront him. 383 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:04,226 All right, fine. 384 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:04,937 But what time are you going 385 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:05,776 to see his teacher tomorrow? 386 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:06,000 Because I'll change my schedule. 387 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,150 Because I'll change my schedule. 388 00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:08,026 No, babe, you don't have to 389 00:08:08,112 --> 00:08:08,862 change anything. 390 00:08:08,946 --> 00:08:09,486 I can handle it. 391 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:11,122 All right, fine. 392 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:11,909 I won't change anything, but we 393 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:12,001 need to talk to him so we can 394 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,740 need to talk to him so we can 395 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:14,616 get to the bottom of this now. 396 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:16,412 Look, the one thing I've 397 00:08:16,495 --> 00:08:17,455 learned from teaching college 398 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:17,998 kids is, if you confront them 399 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,080 kids is, if you confront them 400 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,075 directly, they're just gonna 401 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,036 deny it. 402 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:22,745 Not to mention, if Keenan did 403 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:23,955 cheat, it'll just give him 404 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:25,085 a whole night to come up with 405 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:26,211 a cover story. 406 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:29,927 Hmm, you got a point there. 407 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:32,549 God, you are such a hot daddy, 408 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,927 especially when you're planning 409 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,004 a sting operation. 410 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,180 A sting operation. 411 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:38,766 I love you too, hot mama. 412 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:40,601 Both: Mm. 413 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:41,996 So then we moved from 414 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,020 So then we moved from 415 00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:45,015 n'awlins to New York. 416 00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:45,607 Boy, talk about 417 00:08:45,691 --> 00:08:48,001 a change of pace. 418 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:48,190 A change of pace. 419 00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:49,357 The food here is 420 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:50,655 positively horrible. 421 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:51,568 I'd give my left arm 422 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,996 for a crawfish po'boy. 423 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:54,200 For a crawfish po'boy. 424 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:54,623 [Laughing] 425 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:57,040 New yorkers tend to not crave 426 00:08:57,119 --> 00:08:58,999 shellfish found in swamps. 427 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,000 [Both laughing] 428 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,370 [Both laughing] 429 00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:01,166 Then they don't know 430 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:01,789 what they're missing. 431 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:03,464 I'll take some spicy mudbugs 432 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,003 and a cold beer over that fancy 433 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:06,090 and a cold beer over that fancy 434 00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:08,130 stuff any day. 435 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,304 I swear, I could sit here and 436 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:09,972 listen to you forever. 437 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:10,549 Aw. 438 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:11,473 But I have to ask you, 439 00:09:11,550 --> 00:09:12,000 why do you think you're here? 440 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,640 Why do you think you're here? 441 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:15,469 Well, they just want to make 442 00:09:15,554 --> 00:09:16,934 me look crazy. 443 00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:17,684 That way, they can put me away 444 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:17,995 and take my money. 445 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,930 And take my money. 446 00:09:20,017 --> 00:09:20,637 They've always been 447 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,226 greedy children. 448 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:23,231 Maybe they're genuinely 449 00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:24,002 concerned about you. 450 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,610 Concerned about you. 451 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,519 Do you have children? 452 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:28,067 I do. 453 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:28,860 When they're young, they need 454 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:29,493 you for everything. 455 00:09:29,568 --> 00:09:29,998 Heck, they're afraid to make 456 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,820 heck, they're afraid to make 457 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:33,824 a move without you. 458 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:34,776 But the older they get, 459 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:35,995 the less they need you. 460 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,160 The less they need you. 461 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,293 Oh, they won't even hang around 462 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:38,869 for you to make their 463 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,293 favorite meal. 464 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:42,001 All they need you for is money. 465 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,960 All they need you for is money. 466 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:44,830 Sadly, my children 467 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:45,537 are at that point. 468 00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:47,296 Gosh, I'm so sorry 469 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:47,998 you feel that way. 470 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,010 You feel that way. 471 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:51,258 Well, unfortunately, 472 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:51,720 we need to stop. 473 00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:53,999 I--I'd really like to see you 474 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:54,430 i--I'd really like to see you 475 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:55,640 and your children later today, 476 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:56,930 maybe around 6:00. 477 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,313 Would that work for you? 478 00:09:58,389 --> 00:09:59,059 Well, I'll ask them to check 479 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,000 their blackberries 480 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,560 their blackberries 481 00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:02,771 for their availability. 482 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,402 What's wrong with a calendar? 483 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:05,808 I don't know. 484 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:05,996 [Laughs] Hey, by the way, 485 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,190 [Laughs] Hey, by the way, 486 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,443 you should check out Irene's 487 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:09,034 in Harlem. 488 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:09,778 They have the best crawfish 489 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:10,069 in town. 490 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:10,821 I'll be the judge of that. 491 00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:11,741 I'm just sayin'. 492 00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:11,999 Those people know their swamps. 493 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,410 Those people know their swamps. 494 00:10:14,488 --> 00:10:15,908 [Both laughing] 495 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:16,570 Good-bye. 496 00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:17,997 Bye. 497 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,160 Bye. 498 00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:22,745 These answers are identical. 499 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:23,080 Mm-hmm. 500 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:24,004 Elise got a 92, 501 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,710 Elise got a 92, 502 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:27,420 and Keenan got a 13? 503 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:30,001 Whoa. 504 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,670 Whoa. 505 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,586 You handed out different tests. 506 00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:35,554 Exactly. 507 00:10:35,634 --> 00:10:36,004 And I think Keenan copied the 508 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,840 and I think Keenan copied the 509 00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:38,387 young lady's test next to him, 510 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,511 assuming it was the same exam. 511 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:41,468 Does he know yet? 512 00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:41,997 Nope, I was waiting 513 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,310 Nope, I was waiting 514 00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:43,481 for you to get here. 515 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:44,769 [Chuckles] This is great. 516 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:45,852 All right, do me a favor. 517 00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:46,646 Let me tell him. 518 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:47,999 Just follow my lead. 519 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,730 Just follow my lead. 520 00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:50,194 Dr. Reed, are you asking me 521 00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:51,484 to conspire with you to teach 522 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:51,977 a teenager a lesson? 523 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,488 Yes. 524 00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:53,999 [Whispers] I'm so in. 525 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:59,780 [Whispers] I'm so in. 526 00:10:59,867 --> 00:10:59,997 Keenan, can you come in, please? 527 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,740 Keenan, can you come in, please? 528 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:02,947 Yeah. 529 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:04,287 Hey, dad. 530 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:05,372 When you offered to walk me 531 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:05,996 to class, I thought you were 532 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,370 to class, I thought you were 533 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:07,037 just being nice. 534 00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:08,134 I didn't know you wanted to 535 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:08,749 chop it up with Ms. Lawson. 536 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,924 Mm-hmm, that's an interesting 537 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:11,963 choice of vernacular 538 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,126 you used, son. 539 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,014 Because it looks like you were 540 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,930 chopping up your education. 541 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,998 A 13? 542 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:18,430 A 13? 543 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:18,841 Are you serious? 544 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,138 Did you even open 545 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:20,641 a textbook, Keenan? 546 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:22,851 I-i-i did. I promise. 547 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,002 Really? 548 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,020 Really? 549 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,941 So when it asked, 550 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,229 "who was the Roman emperor 551 00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:28,902 who converted to christianity 552 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:29,729 and effectively ended 553 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:30,004 polytheism," your answer, 554 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,690 polytheism," your answer, 555 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:33,605 "500 miles," 556 00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:36,002 made perfect sense to you? 557 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,780 Made perfect sense to you? 558 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,623 I'm bad with names. 559 00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:41,619 I'm gonna ask you this one 560 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:42,000 time and one time only, Keenan. 561 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,160 Time and one time only, Keenan. 562 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:46,825 Did you cheat? 563 00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:48,004 Dad, maybe I'm not as good 564 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,040 Dad, maybe I'm not as good 565 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,415 as you think I am. 566 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:51,541 I mean, you and mom always put 567 00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:52,547 pressure on me to be as smart 568 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:53,998 as you, but maybe I'm not. 569 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,340 As you, but maybe I'm not. 570 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:58,795 You're right. 571 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,004 Yeah, your mother and I have set 572 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,010 yeah, your mother and I have set 573 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:00,804 our expectations way too high 574 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,886 for you. 575 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,522 Ms. Lawson, are there any 576 00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:05,978 programs we can put Keenan into 577 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:06,888 that can help him? 578 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:07,266 There is 579 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:08,641 the g.R.A.S.S. Program. 580 00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:09,307 Whoa, whoa, that's-- 581 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:09,895 that's for slow kids. 582 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,439 It's for kids that are 583 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:12,002 struggling academically. 584 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,070 Struggling academically. 585 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:13,729 And call me silly, 586 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:16,736 but 13 out of 100 sounds like 587 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:17,999 a struggle. 588 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,650 A struggle. 589 00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:20,447 Unless of course there's 590 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,531 a reason you did so poorly. 591 00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:23,996 No, no, no. 592 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,030 No, no, no. 593 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,828 Thank you for helping me, papa. 594 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:28,001 Thank you. 595 00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:35,996 Have you been drinking? 596 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,210 Have you been drinking? 597 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:37,798 No. 598 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,762 Ms. Helen, I've decided to 599 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,182 release all of the negative 600 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,000 emotions I've been harboring 601 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,180 emotions I've been harboring 602 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,931 towards you. 603 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:44,853 Did you get that from one 604 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:45,760 of these little hippie books 605 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:46,098 you read? 606 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,642 They're self-help books, 607 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:47,995 Ms. Helen. 608 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:48,430 Ms. Helen. 609 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:49,017 I may be an acupuncturist, 610 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,481 but I'm also a seeker 611 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:51,811 of inner peace. 612 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,606 Ugh. 613 00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:53,999 Well, is it released yet? 614 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,980 Well, is it released yet? 615 00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:56,025 You know, the more you talk, 616 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:56,728 the more negativity you emit. 617 00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:58,857 And the more you emit, the more 618 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:00,004 I have to release. 619 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,610 I have to release. 620 00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:01,856 So you're saying that 621 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:03,277 if I stop talking, 622 00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:04,405 you will let me go? 623 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,002 Precisely. 624 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:09,120 Precisely. 625 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,995 Did you just sniff my neck? 626 00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:12,001 Ms. Helen. 627 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:12,880 Ms. Helen. 628 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,748 This isn't over. 629 00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:16,245 Good evening, the mcdunoughs 630 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,127 are here to see-- 631 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:17,763 Dr. Reed. 632 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:17,998 I haven't forgotten you, 633 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:18,380 I haven't forgotten you, 634 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,014 Richie rich. 635 00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:21,761 Is she always this pleasant? 636 00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:22,762 You don't know the half, 637 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,003 but I'm working on it. 638 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,390 But I'm working on it. 639 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:29,562 The doctor will see you now. 640 00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:36,004 I'm glad you could all 641 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,400 I'm glad you could all 642 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,192 be here. 643 00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:38,574 Is this gonna take long? 644 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,241 I'm having dinner with some 645 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,998 friends, and I detest tardiness. 646 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,860 Friends, and I detest tardiness. 647 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:45,777 Okay, then I'll be quick. 648 00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:47,996 I'm not signing these papers. 649 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,410 I'm not signing these papers. 650 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,334 Both: What? 651 00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:50,961 Thank you, Dr. Stein. 652 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,998 Mother, her name is Dr. Reed. 653 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,420 Mother, her name is Dr. Reed. 654 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,130 Who's Dr. Reed? 655 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,090 I am. 656 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,209 I knew that. 657 00:13:58,295 --> 00:13:59,995 Gotcha. 658 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,420 Gotcha. 659 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:01,586 Where's the restroom? 660 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,594 It is out the door, and 661 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,836 make a left by the elevators. 662 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:10,927 Your mother is fine. 663 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:11,996 You can't be serious. 664 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,190 You can't be serious. 665 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,189 I don't know what your 666 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,520 physician found, but I didn't 667 00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:16,114 find anything abnormal. 668 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,938 Then you need to look harder. 669 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,823 Why are you so pressed to get 670 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,190 power of attorney over her? 671 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,527 Frankly, I don't think 672 00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:23,241 she's capable of taking care 673 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,000 of herself. 674 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,910 Of herself. 675 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:25,949 Based on what? 676 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:29,121 Abrazame. 677 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,001 Where's the restroom? 678 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,540 Where's the restroom? 679 00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:33,789 Oh, right down the hall. 680 00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:35,922 Why don't you stop it? 681 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,590 I do not want to hug you. 682 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:38,538 ¿porque no? 683 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:39,247 You afraid you'll stop 684 00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:40,246 taking digs at me? 685 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:40,917 Where's the restroom? 686 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:41,995 Oh, you didn't see it? 687 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,880 Oh, you didn't see it? 688 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:43,795 See what? 689 00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:44,222 The bathroom? 690 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,470 I'm fine, thank you. 691 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,002 Uh, you should get Carla. 692 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,800 Uh, you should get Carla. 693 00:14:48,887 --> 00:14:53,387 [Elevator bell dings] 694 00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:53,975 Ma'am, are you okay? 695 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:54,889 There are way too many people 696 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,977 in this stall. 697 00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:00,003 [Knocking] 698 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,440 [Knocking] 699 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:01,534 Now that I have more 700 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:02,109 information, it appears 701 00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:03,692 that your mother has 702 00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,237 sundowners syndrome. 703 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:05,951 It's a condition where 704 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,320 she's lucid during the day, 705 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:07,866 but as the day goes on, 706 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,618 she starts to lose 707 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,080 her mental faculties. 708 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,000 That's positively tragic. 709 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,330 That's positively tragic. 710 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:14,162 Now, if you'll just sign these 711 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,456 papers, my sister and I will be 712 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:17,999 out of your hair. 713 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,210 Out of your hair. 714 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,502 I'm not signing these papers. 715 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,455 Oh, get off your high horse 716 00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:22,634 and sign the damn papers. 717 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,470 In my professional opinion, 718 00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:29,432 your mother should be 719 00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:30,001 in assisted living. 720 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,050 In assisted living. 721 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:33,217 From what I see, she should also 722 00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:34,847 be around people who care. 723 00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:35,683 That is just 724 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:35,998 my personal opinion. 725 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,940 My personal opinion. 726 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:37,349 Spare us your 727 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:41,186 moral platitudes. 728 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,003 I will sign something, 729 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,940 I will sign something, 730 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,225 but it will be limited 731 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:44,858 power of attorney. 732 00:15:44,943 --> 00:15:45,863 That way, during the day, 733 00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:46,994 she can maintain control 734 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:47,951 over her life. 735 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,030 And then at night, 736 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:49,954 I'm recommending that you 737 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:50,872 have control. 738 00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:53,239 Unfortunately, that's after 739 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:53,997 banking hours. 740 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,370 Banking hours. 741 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:59,035 We'll reword the documents. 742 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,004 You do that. 743 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,540 You do that. 744 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:03,248 Good afternoon, 745 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,917 beautiful Reed ladies. 746 00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:05,915 Thanks for the ride home, 747 00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:06,876 dad, but I could have caught 748 00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:08,045 the bus with kaci. 749 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,343 Oh, I don't know, Keenan. 750 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:11,597 You might have wandered onto 751 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:11,999 the wrong bus and started 752 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,600 the wrong bus and started 753 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,680 talking to strangers. 754 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:15,385 Dad, Keenan's smart enough 755 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,694 to know what bus to get on. 756 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:17,998 Well, I thought so too, 757 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:18,270 Well, I thought so too, 758 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,732 sweetie, but today Keenan 759 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,023 informed me that he might make 760 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:22,516 a mistake like that, 761 00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:23,686 and I just want to 762 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:24,004 keep him safe. 763 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,070 Keep him safe. 764 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:27,779 Okay, you're the daddy. 765 00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:28,781 Is it okay if I make 766 00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,002 a sandwich before we eat dinner? 767 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,110 A sandwich before we eat dinner? 768 00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:30,567 I'm starving. 769 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:31,236 Sure, but let me make it 770 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:31,953 for you, son. 771 00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:32,952 I want to keep you away 772 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,953 from sharp objects. 773 00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:35,995 So now I'm too stupid 774 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:36,790 So now I'm too stupid 775 00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:37,660 to use a knife? 776 00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:38,616 Well, you're too stupid 777 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:39,536 to know Clay pots didn't 778 00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:40,623 end polytheism. 779 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:41,418 Okay, you know what? 780 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,000 Keenan, I'm tired of this. 781 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000 Keenan, I'm tired of this. 782 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,125 Girls, go upstairs. 783 00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:46,512 Go! 784 00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:47,668 Alexis and kaci, go to your room 785 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:47,996 right now. 786 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,970 Right now. 787 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,970 I can't believe you. 788 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,002 Literally--stand up. 789 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,010 Literally--stand up. 790 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,056 There is clear and absolute 791 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,560 evidence that you cheated 792 00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:58,431 on that test. 793 00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,057 And then you want to go 794 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,003 and lie about it? 795 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,350 And lie about it? 796 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:02,977 And your father tried to give 797 00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,483 you time to confess, and then 798 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:05,185 just listening to you right now, 799 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,004 I can't stand the fact that you 800 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,740 I can't stand the fact that you 801 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:10,238 don't respect your father and I 802 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,000 enough to be honest. 803 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,030 Enough to be honest. 804 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,155 Okay, I cheated. 805 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,201 Thank you. 806 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,374 You're welcome. 807 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:22,207 Now, I thought 808 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:22,621 that confession 809 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,998 would be enough for me, 810 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,960 would be enough for me, 811 00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:26,463 but I am leaving this kitchen 812 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,255 right now so that someone 813 00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:29,998 doesn't get hurt. 814 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,800 Doesn't get hurt. 815 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:33,385 Never seen her 816 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,049 that upset before. 817 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,846 That's because you still 818 00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:35,999 don't see this 819 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,350 don't see this 820 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,020 as a big deal, Keenan. 821 00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:40,558 The things you do as a teenager 822 00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:41,312 set you up for who you'll be 823 00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:42,003 as an adult. 824 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,310 As an adult. 825 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:44,685 And you lied. 826 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:45,522 And that's something you know 827 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,996 we don't tolerate in this house. 828 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,900 We don't tolerate in this house. 829 00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:49,744 So why didn't you just tell us 830 00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:50,188 the truth? 831 00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:53,157 I don't know. 832 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:53,998 Wow. 833 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:54,200 Wow. 834 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,911 "I don't know." 835 00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,991 Hmm, well, there you go. 836 00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,616 Here I was, wasting my time, 837 00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:00,003 thinking you didn't have a good 838 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,950 thinking you didn't have a good 839 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:03,038 answer, but you didn't know. 840 00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:03,753 Well, let's get to something 841 00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,752 you might know. 842 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:06,004 Here. 843 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:06,880 Here. 844 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:07,460 What is this? 845 00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,054 That's your test. 846 00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:09,879 I don't-- 847 00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:11,383 I don't understand. 848 00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:11,995 You're taking this test 849 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,260 You're taking this test 850 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:13,631 for me. 851 00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:17,597 Now go. 852 00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:23,812 There you go. 853 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:24,004 A 65? 854 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,190 A 65? 855 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,310 Wait, are you using 856 00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:28,227 the same answer key? 857 00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:28,565 Keenan, 858 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:29,189 I'm a college professor. 859 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,004 I know the answers 860 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,030 I know the answers 861 00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:31,818 to a ninth grade 862 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:35,032 multiple-choice history test. 863 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:35,914 Well, that's what 864 00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:35,999 I'm talking about. 865 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,450 I'm talking about. 866 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:39,372 A 65, and she gave me a 13. 867 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:40,371 She gave you the grade 868 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,002 you worked for. 869 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,160 You worked for. 870 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,076 You know why this means so much 871 00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,963 to me, Keenan? 872 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:46,541 Because you have such 873 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:47,665 a natural talent. 874 00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:48,001 Your sister gets good grades 875 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:48,960 your sister gets good grades 876 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:50,214 because she busts her butt. 877 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,835 You have the ability to roll out 878 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,512 of bed and at least get a "b," 879 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:54,000 but you chose to be lazy. 880 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,130 But you chose to be lazy. 881 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,797 And that has got to stop. 882 00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:58,176 Trust me. 883 00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,002 I know how smart you are. 884 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,350 I know how smart you are. 885 00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:04,942 So which is better, 886 00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:05,998 admitting you're unprepared 887 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,400 admitting you're unprepared 888 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:07,058 or cheating? 889 00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:09,225 Admitting you're unprepared. 890 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:10,074 Wrong. 891 00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:11,148 Doing your homework and getting 892 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,003 the grade you deserve. 893 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,190 The grade you deserve. 894 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,067 And I want you to remember 895 00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:16,453 that from this day forward, 896 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,870 that's your only choice. 897 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:17,998 Those other two are out. 898 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:22,790 Those other two are out. 899 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,000 Hey--hey, dad. 900 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,080 Hey--hey, dad. 901 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,373 I'm sorry. 902 00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,997 I know. 903 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,250 I know. 904 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,415 Come here. 905 00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:40,468 Now, you know you got to stop 906 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,004 this foolishness, right? 907 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,720 This foolishness, right? 908 00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:44,807 I love you. 909 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,192 I love you too. 910 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:47,999 Now do me a favor. 911 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:48,600 Now do me a favor. 912 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:49,767 Go upstairs and apologize 913 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,105 to your mother. 914 00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:52,439 I'm scared. 915 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,004 [Laughing] 916 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,570 [Laughing] 917 00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:56,242 Trust me. 918 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,110 It'll make her day. 919 00:19:58,196 --> 00:19:59,996 All right. 920 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,280 All right. 921 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:12,960 He's grounded, 922 00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,167 and you took his comic books? 923 00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:16,165 No, actually, he heard me 924 00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:17,996 and he gave them up because 925 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,260 and he gave them up because 926 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,382 he knew they would distract him. 927 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,178 Ooh. 928 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:20,430 Yeah. 929 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:22,550 That's good. 930 00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:23,998 So what are you doing, 931 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,680 so what are you doing, 932 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:25,265 remembering your 933 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,269 comic book days? 934 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:27,730 Yep. 935 00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,059 Tell me, what do you think 936 00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:30,004 about those thigh-high boots? 937 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:30,600 About those thigh-high boots? 938 00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:32,807 Ooh, yeah. 939 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:33,978 Can I get a lasso? 940 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:34,856 Can I get spurs? 941 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,002 [Laughing] 942 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,860 [Laughing] 943 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,996 ♪ ♪ 944 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:48,000 ♪ ♪ 945 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:54,000 ♪ ♪ 946 00:20:54,000 --> 00:21:00,000 ♪ ♪ 947 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:00,970 ♪ ♪ 948 00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:05,570 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0